How to Honey Boo Boo

From the moment they met Alana Thompson, Americans from coast to coast fell under the spell of the pint-size pageant queen and her loud and proud family. Now, in this authorized guide infused with their down-to-earth redneck style, disarming humor, and homespun values, Mama, Sugar Bear, Honey Boo Boo, Pumpkin, Chickadee, and Chubbs show how you, too, can be a redneckognized Southern belle and an honorary member of the Shannon/Thompson clan. How to Honey Boo Boo features everything you need to know: Decorate, diet, barbecue, coupon, and cook like June with recipes for sketti, roadkill BBQ, lemonade, marannaise sammich, and more. From the Redneck Games and June's famous mani-pedis to Christmas in July, relax redneck-style. Discover Honey Boo Boo's pageant secrets: makeup and fashion tips and advice on great costumes so you can be a supa star and rock dat stage! Hilarious tales, how-tos, DIY projects, and lists of things to do, plus behind-the-scenes stories, family photos, secrets of Glitzy the pampered pet pig, and more! A Redneckopedia with essential vocabulary like redneckognize, vajiggle-jaggle, old man glue, and more. Do you know a forklift foot from a neck crust? Test your Honey Boo Boo knowledge with fun quizzes on the Honey Boo Boo way of life.